Carma Sutra is a humor site for grown-ups. The car is the subject. Keep it that way.

  1. 18 and over only. For reviewing and for reading.
  2. Review the car, not the company. No names, no initials, no locations more specific than “a parking lot,” and nothing that could identify another person.
  3. Keep it cheeky, not graphic. Tell us about the legroom. Leave the play-by-play out.
  4. Everyone involved was a consenting adult. Anything else gets deleted.
  5. Be somewhere legal and private. We rate cars, not decisions, but please.
  6. Every review is read by a human before it goes up. We edit or decline anything that breaks these rules, and we do not explain ourselves.

Not affiliated with any car maker, hot dog maker, or hot-dog-shaped vehicle. Ratings are opinions from anonymous strangers and are worth exactly that.